The End Of An Era - Thank You, Lexxi Foxx

By Lekberg Enterprises

The End Of An Era - Thank You, Lexxi Foxx

 
The great pandemic of 2020-2037 has affected all of us. For some though, it has opened doors of opportunity and been a catalyst to seek out one’s true calling in life. This is Lexxi’s story. He started his side business, “Sexy Lexxi’s Prettiest Pets,” to bring in money for Botox during the lockdown. But something miraculous happened. He realized that his love for making pets pretty was greater than his love for being pretty himself. Lexxi discovered a greater love. Possibly, the greatest love of all.
 
Lexxi has chosen to hang up his mirror and focus on his newfound passion. Making ugly dogs pretty. Anyway, after nearly 40 years of rocking together and taking Steel Panther from the Viper Room to headlining Wembley Arena, it is with heavy hearts - but great heavy metal memories - that we bid Lexxi Foxx farewell. We love you and we wish you a wonderful future putting eyeliner on chihuahuas.
 
Steel Panther will continue to rock the world. And though we may not ever find a bassist quite as beautiful as Lexxi, it shouldn’t be hard to find one to match his towering intellect.
 
Good Luck… And goodbye Lexxi Foxx!!


79 comments

  • This really suxxxxxx
    Who could replace him?

    Chazz on

  • Thanks for bringing heavy metal back with your bitchin’ attitude, Lexxi. You’re my hero. All the best xoxo

    Brittni on

  • Hold up pandemic 2020-2037 what the hell are you guys in the future and 40 years of rocking together what did you start when he was 1years old?

    Nick on

  • Get a chick bass player, named Goldie Loxx.

    RDK on

  • Love you Lexxi. Rethink your retirement because your brothers in the Panther are the ones that butter your bread. Ace Frehley and Peter Criss are what happens when band’s break up or lose the originals. Come back to show us all how sexy you really are. By the way, Satchel, I can play bass. And I have bitchin long hair.

    Daniel Long on


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